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Post  zach t on Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:30 pm

Alright, now the new year has rung in and a new semester of college is around the corner. I have a bit of stubble on my face now and I was about to shave it when i remembered that glorious stash that used to hang under my nose. How did everyone feel about it? I had a great passion for it personally, i thought it really brought out the color in my eyes. Now im passing the decision to you, does the stash return? or do i continue to look like a 12 year old?
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Post  CJB on Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:16 pm

wear that scurvy looking mustache. and do it with style.
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Post  Dennis on Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:48 pm

indeed, with style.

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Post  chick on Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:26 am

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Post  zach t on Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:30 pm

so its 2 to 1 so far. plus gunthers on my side, and so is his ding ding dong. Dennis I have been regaled by Gunthers songs for years now but im still not sure if he is for real? I mean the sunshine girls think so, but is he a comedian or a real singer?
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Post  Mr.Wood on Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:43 pm

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Zach-
Listen to Uncle Chris alright: If you want to rock the duster you must do so with confidence if you also desire to have sex with women under the age of 50 and not pay by the hour for it. You want to know why women found Magnum PI's lip candy sexy? Because Tom Selleck was f***ing badass. When he walked into a room his mustache said "hey ladies I'm in charge of all the sh*t that goes down around here." The same is true of all mustache wearers who doubled as lady killers: John Rich, Chuck Liddell, Humphrey Bogart. If you don't wear that thing with confidence you end up looking like a low rent pimp, child molester or chief of police in a small town.

If the mustache becomes a way of life for you I suggest that when you graduate you move to an area where it is not only more accepted but viewed as a status symbol. I personally found great success with my duster in Nashville. In the future I will explain to why I still wear cowboy boots with suits.
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Post  darin on Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:18 pm

Straight out of a 1970's gay porn move if you ask me! Shave that shit before you get attacked like that chick who was stabbed in the eye at Roxy's last weekend!
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Post  Hubie on Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:26 pm

Zach, you know my position on the stache. Wear it, and if anyone tells you differently I will harm them.

Woody, That picture is "Numero Uno." What a great shot! I can't stop smiling. Thanks for making my day!

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Post  Mr.Wood on Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:39 pm

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Hubie-
The best is the handlebar circa winter 2009. This one almost led to divorce.

Zach-
The handlebar closes the deal---either with the ladies or the warden.
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Post  ChuckP on Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:40 pm

I called my muzzzah and told herrr zat I've already wonn Louie.
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Post  Mr.Wood on Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:45 pm

"Louie I come over to your house you mother makes spaghetti and meatballs and then I take your sister out on date"
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Post  Moe on Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:25 pm

Zach, Woody is right...if you are not 100% confident with the mustache it quickly degenerates into a porn-stache which causes women to snicker or avert their eyes...neither of which leads anywhere near where an actual porn would lead you to believe. Maybe you should go for the whole 9 yards and grow a Jeremy beard!
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Post  Dave on Fri Jan 08, 2010 6:27 pm

Zach I think my stance on this is clear. I say grow it out then take it off in sections to enjoy a plethora of combinations. But like everyone said whatever you go with rock that shit like you mean it. Even when Hubie starts to call it a rats nest.
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Re: To shave or not to shave?

Post  zach t on Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:17 am

then a verdict has been reached. The hair stays! Thanks everyone I will see you all monday at six, to get the shit kicked out of me.
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Post  Hubie on Sun Jan 10, 2010 9:56 pm

Woody,
It just doesn't get better then the Bull Hurley. Well done.

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Dave,
I no longer refer to your beard as a rat's nest, I refer to it as it's own entity. For instance, was your beard pissed when you accidentally spilled coffee on him this morning? Does your beard get pissed when you play on your new lap top for too long? You get the idea... Laughing (I know, nobody misses me.)

Moe,
Lie to the young man! F! Tell him the stache will only lead to sex, drugs, and rock and roll. Tell him how you cannot WOD when his stache is in the room...
On second thought, say all that to Chocolate and see if he shows up with a mustache the next day.
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Re: To shave or not to shave?

Post  zach t on Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:28 pm

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Post  CJB on Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:32 pm

zach- do you know the guy in that picture? i have no single word that can sum up the emotions i feel when i see that. pathetic? heroic? beautiful? atrocious? i don't know which applies. bottom line: bikini top shave line= wtf.
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Post  zach t on Fri Jan 15, 2010 2:11 pm

haha no cj i dont know that guy. But i'm going to pick beautiful with a dash of pathetic to summarize that picture. I think this guy has to have a great sense of humor to pull this off. That and no self respect.
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Post  Mr.Wood on Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:53 pm

That is gross looking. However, you throw a duster on that guy's upper lip and a mullet on the back of his scalp---and he goes from disgusting to train wreck--train wreck who likes to party.
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Post  zach t on Sun Jan 17, 2010 2:59 pm

agreed woody. I wonder if he had straps connecting in the back.
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