Careful What You Put In Your Mouth

During the holiday season sometimes we are tempted to try new and exotic foods or, perhaps, overinduldge in some old classics. Well after being awake all night puking, pissing out of my fourth point of contact and sharting myself (twice)---I would caution everyone to be careful with what they're shoveling in their pie hole this holiday season. On the upside I think I lost somewhere in the neighborhood of 8-10 pounds---not that I'm advocating this as a methodology.
Sincerely,
Woody

ha thanks for the advice woody. two things, 1. is your avatar your son and 2. was that you that found out that you were irritable and having sleep problems because you had so many concussions? just curious because someone posted something about that a while ago and i never replied back but i just learned about that in school and i thought it was interesting that it came up. and that avatar is just funny as hell.

(1) Not my son--just some kid licking boobies. (2) Yeah the concussion thing is true---though my wife says I've always been an irritable asshole so we won't attribute that to being wacked in the noggin too many times